The Champagne Socialist's Flute of Na tion is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.712 billion Na tionians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Na tionian economy, worth 531 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 112,889 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, government winter plans get a frosty reception, bike rage is all the rage, and masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Na tion's national animal is the wolf and its national religion is National Religion.

Na tion is ranked 218,657^th in the world and 11^th in argent for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.