The Free Seas of Mzincaelift is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 20.954 billion Mzincaeliftians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bthaft. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mzincaeliftian economy, worth a remarkable 4,021 trillion Big Ones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 191,903 Big Ones, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,142,198 per year while the poor average 14,766, a ratio of 77.3 to 1.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Mzincaelift's national animal is the tree squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Pelagism.

Mzincaelift is ranked 3,902^nd in the world and 1^st in Libertarian Haven for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,884.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.