The Rusty Old Attic of Mystris Card Storage is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.531 billion Mystris Card Storageans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 41.6%.

The very strong Mystris Card Storagean economy, worth 128 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,082 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Modesty is treated with the side-eye, blue bloods are welcome in Mystris Card Storage, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Mystris Card Storagean military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystris Card Storage's national animal is the hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mystris Card Storage is ranked 87,460^th in the world and 42^nd in Puppets of Mystris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,464.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.