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Most Compassionate Citizens: 21,703rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,824thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,720th
The Ruined Afternoon of
Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State
Third Thing belongs to the ages
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Below Average

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My Son Refusing to Nap

Population2.252 billion

CurrencyDaddy's Patience
AnimalDaddy's Dignity

The Ruined Afternoon of My Son Refusing to Nap is a massive, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, devout population of 2.252 billion My Son Refusing to Napians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving My Son Refusing to Napian economy, worth 206 trillion Daddy's Patiences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,828 Daddy's Patiences, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My Son Refusing to Nap's national animal is the Daddy's Dignity, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

My Son Refusing to Nap is ranked 57,831st in the world and 4th in Meme Time for Largest Black Market, with 10.6 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 21,703rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,824thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,720thNicest Citizens: 28,532ndBest Weather: 30,378thHighest Poor Incomes: 30,535thMost Income Equality: 32,366thMost Authoritarian: 32,780th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : My Son Refusing to Nap was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : My Son Refusing to Nap was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in My Son Refusing to Nap, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.

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