The Armed Republic of My New-Germany is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Schmidt with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.241 billion Germanyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfsburg. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient My New-Germanyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,114 trillion platinium marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,709 platinium marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

News headlines suggest that Chancellor Schmidt has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Chancellor Schmidt's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My New-Germany's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

My New-Germany is ranked 23,175^th in the world and 8^th in The Pangaean Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.26 law-abiding acts per hour.