The Kingdom of Muysca is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 18 million Muysca have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The Muysca economy, worth 655 billion commodities a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 36,395 commodities, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Muysca radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime is moderate. Muysca's national animal is the Andean Condor.

Muysca is ranked 212,992^nd in the world and 27^th in The Universal Federation for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 554.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.