The Fashionable death haven of Murderos is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by god overlord Bruce willis with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.787 billion criminals are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of homicide. The average income tax rate is 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Murderosian economy, worth 666 trillion corpses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 175,891 corpses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from god overlord Bruce willis's throne, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Murderos's national animal is the cuthulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is cult of gambling.

Murderos is ranked 2,233^rd in the world and 1^st in United Commonwealth for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,054.84 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.