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Largest Mining Sector: 87thMost Ignorant Citizens: 133rdMost Primitive: 147th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Murderi

Population4.922 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderAnton
FaithAnton Supremacy

Currencymurder
Animalinnocent

The Oppressed Peoples of Murderi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Anton with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.922 billion murderers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient murderous economy, worth 914 trillion murders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 185,897 murders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,248,648 per year while the poor average 10,358, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility, the might of the entire murderous Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Murderi's national animal is the innocent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anton Supremacy.

Murderi is ranked 353rd in the world and 1st in Windfall Shores for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 15,408.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 87thMost Ignorant Citizens: 133rdMost Primitive: 147thMost Devout: 182ndLargest Insurance Industry: 353rdMost Avoided: 403rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 562ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 604thMost Corrupt Governments: 747thMost Conservative: 825thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 974thLargest Retail Industry: 979thFattest Citizens: 1,470thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,728thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,564thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,961stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,078thMost Patriotic: 4,384thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,290thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,961stHighest Average Incomes: 13,761stLowest Crime Rates: 15,954thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,176thTop
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Largest Black Market: 18,318thMost Efficient Economies: 22,934thMost Authoritarian: 28,235th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, the might of the entire murderous Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds.
  • : Murderi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, patriotism is in the nation's DNA.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Murderi, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.

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