The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Dragon Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.847 billion Grossvietnamese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sài Gòn. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grossvietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 8,246 trillion Grossvietnam Dong a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 595,560 Grossvietnam Dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Grossvietnam Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grossvietnam's national animal is the Three-headed Oriental Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Orthodoxy of Grossvietnam.

Grossvietnam is ranked 66,348^th in the world and 1,076^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,579.61 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.