The Free Land of Muhawele is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by John Marshall with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.527 billion Muhaweleans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 7.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Muhawelean economy, worth a remarkable 2,471 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,777 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Swan Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Muhawele's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Muhawele is ranked 5,872^nd in the world and 1^st in Conservative Guild for Highest Poor Incomes, with 154,960.85 Standard Monetary Units.