The Crowned Republic of Mug Land is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Michael I AKA The Mugman with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.389 billion Mug Landers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belfast. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mug Landian economy, worth 269 trillion Mug Land Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,713 Mug Land Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, it is rumoured that King Michael I AKA The Mugman uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mug Land's national animal is the Bull Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Mug Land is ranked 68,113^th in the world and 144^th in The League for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,206.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.