The Republic of MUFA3 is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.048 billion MUFA3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MUFA3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,278 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,705 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

All children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, the Small Council has more than a little influence, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MUFA3's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MUFA3 is ranked 298,180^th in the world and 1^st in The tripartite pact for Nicest Citizens, with 1.14 average smiles per day.