The Grand Duchy of Mueslibar is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Duke of Nuttyngham with an even hand, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.405 billion Mueslibarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oats. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mueslibarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,424 trillion Raisins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,904 Raisins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Mueslibarians, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mueslibar's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of the Corn.

Mueslibar is ranked 174,746^th in the world and 8,989^th in Balder for Largest Black Market, with 767 billion Standard Monetary Units.