The Grand Duchy of Mueslibar is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Duke of Nuttyngham with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 9.215 billion Mueslibarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oats. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mueslibarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,225 trillion Raisins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 132,964 Raisins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and what goes down must come up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mueslibar's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of the Corn.

Mueslibar is ranked 3,805^th in the world and 180^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 135.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.