The Kingdom of Mseskir is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mseskir with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 24.65 billion Mseskirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mseskir City. The average income tax rate is 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mseskirian economy, worth a remarkable 4,185 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 169,793 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mseskir's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Mseskir is ranked 9,848^th in the world and 1^st in Bisexual for Largest Black Market, with 539 trillion Standard Monetary Units.