The State of Mozambique State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.762 billion Mozambique Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 5.8%.

The powerhouse Mozambique Statean economy, worth a remarkable 1,422 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 53,142 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, protecting the land is holey work, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mozambique State's national animal is the deer.

Mozambique State is ranked 133,760^th in the world and 2^nd in Mozambique for Most Beautiful Environments, with 525.81 pounds of wildlife per square mile.