The Theocracy of Most holy Archbishopric of Roma Aeterna is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The High Archbishop with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.878 billion Most holy Archbishopric of Roma Aeternans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma Aeterna. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Most holy Archbishopric of Roma Aeternan economy, worth 320 trillion Auruses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,519 Auruses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Most holy Archbishopric of Roma Aeterna's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Rite of Aeterna.

Most holy Archbishopric of Roma Aeterna is ranked 24,633^rd in the world and 1^st in The United Kingdoms of Central Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 83,100.15 Standard Monetary Units.