The Empire of Moscowis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Stalin with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.054 billion Moscowisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City Of Prosperity. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Moscowisian economy, worth 374 trillion Universes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,612 Universes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moscowis's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spacefaring.

Moscowis is ranked 13,223^rd in the world and 1^st in Antarctic Empire for Most Patriotic, with 57.09 flags saluted per person per day.