The Commonwealth of Morsetopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Primus with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.376 billion Morsetopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wingdon. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Morsetopian economy, worth 447 trillion Beans a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,288 Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, glamping Morsetopians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morsetopia's national animal is the Avali, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Morsetopia is ranked 13,167^th in the world and 760^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 28.32 average smiles per day.