The Constitutional Monarchy of Moribundustan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Most Royal Majesty Hiram IV with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 26.367 billion Moribundustanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halversham Downs. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moribundustanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,410 trillion Dumanes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,122 Dumanes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined, childhood friends of His Most Royal Majesty Hiram IV are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moribundustan's national animal is the Coral Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Temple of the One True Jewel.

Moribundustan is ranked 9,432^nd in the world and 22^nd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.31 law-abiding acts per hour.