The Easter Holy Gold Christmas of Morganta is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.984 billion Morgantans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morganta. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Morgantan economy, worth a remarkable 1,654 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 207,216 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morganta's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pursuit of Happin3ss.

Morganta is ranked 2,157^th in the world and 5^th in Aessui for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,929.53 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.