The Republic of Mordovian Autonomous SSR is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 62 million Mordovian Autonomous SSRians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Spirituality not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong Mordovian Autonomous SSRian economy, worth 3.52 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,796 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,736 per year while the poor average 7,723, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the tenet of free speech is held dear, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mordovian Autonomous SSR's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mordovian Autonomous SSR is ranked 41,153^rd in the world and 39^th in UEGDL Soviet Union for Fattest Citizens, with 14.48 Obesity Rate.