The Republic of Moon Says B is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The quiet, industrious population of 2.742 billion Moon Says Bians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Moon Says Bian economy, worth 90.6 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,059 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, livestock mutilations are on the rise, and corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moon Says B's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Moon Says B is ranked 197,154^th in the world and 7,597^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.