The Environmentalists of Monterey Bay Aquarium is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Julie Packard with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cheerful population of 29.026 billion Monterey Bay Aquarists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Tide Pool. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Monterey Bay Aquariumian economy, worth a remarkable 9,815 trillion kelps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 338,157 kelps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the treehouse in Sea Otter Park is the tallest building in Monterey Bay Aquarium, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime is totally unknown. Monterey Bay Aquarium's national animal is the sea otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Animism.

Monterey Bay Aquarium is ranked 283,816^th in the world and 4^th in Monterey for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -32.27 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.