
| Population | 5.846 billion |
| Capital | The citadel of Bob |
| Leader | Glorious Supreme Overlord Bob the Great |
| Faith | Church of The Monolith |
| Currency | Sandys |
| Animal | Tiger |
The Armed Republic of Monolithistan is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Supreme Overlord Bob the Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.846 billion Comrades are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The citadel of Bob. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Monolithistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion Sandys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 235,677 Sandys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
The police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, the nation needs a second job to pay the bills, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monolithistan's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of The Monolith.
Monolithistan is ranked 30,713th in the world and 22nd in Hell for Most Developed, scoring 82.98 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Monolithistan's influence in Hell rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in
Monolithistan, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
- : Following new legislation in
Monolithistan, the nation needs a second job to pay the bills.
- : Following new legislation in
Monolithistan, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
- : Following new legislation in
Monolithistan, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in
Monolithistan, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
- : Following new legislation in
Monolithistan, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in
Monolithistan, Air Monolithistan tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel.
- : Following new legislation in
Monolithistan, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis.
- : Following new legislation in
Monolithistan, they who do not work shall not eat.




























































