The Republic of Monkeyphanatic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.225 billion Monkeyphanaticians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Monkeyphanatician economy, worth 174 trillion Cheeses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,308 Cheeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkeyphanatic's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Monkeyphanatic is ranked 8,552^nd in the world and 9^th in Britannia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,146.33 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.