The Floral Festival of Mondaisy is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Miss Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 24.695 billion Mondaisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darling. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mondaisyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,135 trillion fleurs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,489 fleurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, tourists call Mondaisyian beach towns "the fine coastline", the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mondaisy's national animal is the porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mondaisy is ranked 175,877^th in the world and 9^th in Brazen for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 136.51 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.