The Revolutionary Government of Molopovia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pavlov Azucensk with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.983 billion Molopovinski are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nadeyatsya. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Molopovian economy, worth 837 trillion zetovs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,078 zetovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pavlov Azucensk reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molopovia's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Voliyahnism.

Molopovia is ranked 36,052^nd in the world and 1^st in Coalition for Collective Cooperation for Safest, scoring 107.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.