The Evening Dews and Damps of Mol-1 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 23.125 billion Mol-1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mol-1ian economy, worth 848 trillion $$s a year, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,705 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mol-1's national animal is the laughing swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mol-1 is ranked 99,712^th in the world and 1^st in Molokai for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 896.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.