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Mograpelandia

Population40.703 billion

CapitalClutchington
LeaderCharlie
FaithFree Individual Choice

Currencyspiff
AnimalArmadillo

The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Charlie with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 40.703 billion Mograpelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth an astonishing 16,534 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 406,232 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, the comic book series 'Charlie and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Individual Choice.

Mograpelandia is ranked 255,279th in the world and 4th in Lake Golumania for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -30.28 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11thNicest Citizens: 11thMost Pacifist: 14thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20thLargest Publishing Industry: 24thMost Cultured: 26thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27thHealthiest Citizens: 31stMost Developed: 31stHighest Food Quality: 33rdSafest: 33rdLongest Average Lifespans: 39thMost Rebellious Youth: 61stSmartest Citizens: 66thMost Inclusive: 82ndBest Weather: 109thLargest Welfare Programs: 117thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 148thMost Advanced Public Education: 153rdMost Beautiful Environments: 157thHighest Economic Output: 158thMost Advanced Public Transport: 164thLargest Populations: 166thLargest Governments: 177thLowest Crime Rates: 181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 248thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 284thHighest Poor Incomes: 333rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 372ndHighest Average Incomes: 816thMost Devout: 965thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,169thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,167thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,365thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,271stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,543rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,985thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 18,300thMost Influential: 22,383rdMost Stationary: 22,888thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,094th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the comic book series 'Charlie and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Armadillo sacrifices.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, most believe 'tis better to give than to receive.

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