The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charlie Bezerko with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 45.646 billion Mograpelandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth an astonishing 19,813 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 434,073 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Charlie Bezerko's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Individual Choice and Hedonism.

Mograpelandia is ranked 168^th in the world and 1^st in Lake golumania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 257.71 law-abiding acts per hour.