The Confederacy of Moeite is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.857 billion Moeiteans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Moeitean economy, worth 285 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 41,584 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,016 per year while the poor average 2,606, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moeite's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Moeite is ranked 284,454^th in the world and 2^nd in a cup o mental illnesses for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.