The Senate of MLGPupperland is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Doge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, soft-spoken computers, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 18.271 billion Puppers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pupperville. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MLGPupperlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,398 trillion PupperCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 131,300 PupperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Report cards now include a 'Pain Tolerance' grading column, the children of MLGPupperland are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Doge tend to disappear, and new pests have been imported into MLGPupperland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGPupperland's national animal is the Pupper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGPupperland is ranked 122,537^th in the world and 1,027^th in The Dogeland Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,077.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.