The Borderlands of Mitnitsa is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Mitni-Tsar with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.601 billion Mitnitsari are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vama. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mitnitsar economy, worth 704 trillion kosons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 73,408 kosons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitnitsa's national animal is the mandatar.

Mitnitsa is ranked 60,994^th in the world and 6^th in Kogaion for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,669.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.