The District of Misty is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 30.917 billion Mistians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mistyian economy, worth 875 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 28,325 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime is relatively low. Misty's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Misty is ranked 12,535^th in the world and 69^th in State for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,682.16 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.