The Kingdom of Mister Red is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.789 billion Mister Red Rocketeers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mister Redian economy, worth a remarkable 2,565 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,454 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Red's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister Red is ranked 270,125^th in the world and 13^th in Schopenhauer for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.