The Queendom of MinSikrehavn is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.239 billion MinSikrehavnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong MinSikrehavnian economy, worth 574 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 62,141 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,183 per year while the poor average 15,844, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, all tariffs have been abolished, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. MinSikrehavn's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MinSikrehavn is ranked 259,862^nd in the world and 5^th in Dar es Salaam for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.45 law-abiding acts per hour.