The CHICKEN JOCKEY of Minecraft and Creepery is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.583 billion creepers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Minecraft economy, worth 606 trillion blocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 41,566 blocks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,902 per year while the poor average 2,605, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Minecraft and Creepery's national animal is the creeper, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Minecraft and Creepery is ranked 49,165^th in the world and 798^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,865.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.