The Federation of MinaFederal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.553 billion MinaFederalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,521 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 273,169 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, and the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

MinaFederal is ranked 9,846^th in the world and 233^rd in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 4,816.6 milliStalins.