The Federation of MinaFederal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.178 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,883 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 255,888 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, and Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in MinaFederal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

MinaFederal is ranked 21^st in the world and 3^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 374.37 law-abiding acts per hour.