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Lowest Crime Rates: 20thMost Devout: 36thMost Developed: 55th
The Federation of
Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State
Rule by MinaFederal People
President Victor Joseph Filart Mina
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

MinaFederal

Population15.02 billion

CapitalMinapolis
LeaderPresident Victor Joseph Filart Mina
FaithChristian

CurrencyFederal Dollar
AnimalTurtle

The Federation of MinaFederal is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.02 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,820 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 254,382 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, President Victor Joseph Filart Mina can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

MinaFederal is ranked 306,793rd in the world and 7,086th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -237 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 20thMost Devout: 36thMost Developed: 55thLongest Average Lifespans: 62ndHealthiest Citizens: 66thSafest: 67thBest Weather: 82ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 90thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 135thMost Beautiful Environments: 329thMost Pacifist: 409thHighest Average Tax Rates: 481stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 591stLargest Governments: 634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 876thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,276thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,298thSmartest Citizens: 1,338thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,389thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,410thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,453rdMost Conservative: 1,790thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,986thMost Patriotic: 2,369thMost Income Equality: 2,571stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,668thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,177thMost Efficient Economies: 3,859thHighest Average Incomes: 5,020thHighest Economic Output: 5,067thMost Authoritarian: 7,357thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,361stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,874thMost Stationary: 10,043rdMost Influential: 13,562ndTop
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Largest Populations: 26,495th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionMost Conservative: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 74th in the regionMost Income Equality: 77th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 134th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 149th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 154th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 174th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 179th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 196th in the regionMost Stationary: 197th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 218th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 357th in the regionMost Extreme: 358th in the regionLargest Populations: 437th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, President Victor Joseph Filart Mina can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, government policy is dictated by Christian.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.

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