The Armed Technocracy of Milimuppet is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Federal Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.986 billion Milians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kreig Sturbs. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Milimuppetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion Kugeluses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 214,522 Kugeluses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, billions of Kugeluses are being blown on orbital weapons development, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milimuppet's national animal is the Adlia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Milimuppet is ranked 113,332^nd in the world and 26^th in Mitteleuropa for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,375.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.