The Maritime Republic of Milfgaerd is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Trident Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.306 billion Milfgaerdians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maritimas. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Milfgaerdian economy, worth a remarkable 3,638 trillion milfs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,715 milfs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-milf treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Milfgaerd's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Milfgaerd is ranked 3,033^rd in the world and 145^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 130 law-abiding acts per hour.