The People's Republic of Mikennsteria is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Mother of The Revolution with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.082 billion Mikennsterians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City-0001. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mikennsterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,459 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,084 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, and maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Mikennsterian flag can be displayed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikennsteria's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mikennsteria is ranked 207,806^th in the world and 993^rd in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.15 Obesity Rate.