Population | 28.92 billion |
Capital | Guadalajara |
Leader | Mike |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | Eagle |
The Amor y Paz of Mike in Mexico is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mike with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate population of 28.92 billion Mike in Mexicoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guadalajara. The average income tax rate is 42.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mike in Mexicoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,829 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,561 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Mike in Mexicoan Embarrassments, and Mike claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mike in Mexico's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Mike in Mexico is ranked 207,778th in the world and 443rd in NationStates for Most Extreme, scoring 7.58 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mike in Mexico, Mike claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
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Mike in Mexico, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Mike in Mexicoan Embarrassments.
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Mike in Mexico, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams.
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Mike in Mexico, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
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Mike in Mexico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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Mike in Mexico, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
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Mike in Mexico, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Mike to meetings with foreign heads of state.
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Mike in Mexico, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
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Mike in Mexico, many friends and relatives of Mike have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
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Mike in Mexico, no-one bats an eye when 'really good platonic friends' of the same sex hold hands in Mike in Mexico.