The Democratic Republic of Migrenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Derek Michaels with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.201 billion Migrenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastion des Migrés. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Migrenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,343 trillion Migrenian francs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 209,203 Migrenian francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, the government has been criticized for giving away Migrenia's territory to anyone who claims it, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Migrenia's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Migrenia is ranked 5,636^th in the world and 267^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 198.52 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.