The Moungus state of Mien sussy is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.677 billion Mien sussyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.
The powerhouse Mien sussyian economy, worth 560 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,652 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 301,363 per year while the poor average 25,031, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.
Women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mien sussy's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mien sussy is ranked 45,037th in the world and 73rd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.75 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Mien sussy, fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country.
- : Mien sussy was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
- : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
- : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
- : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
