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Nudest: 3,716thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,361stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,571st
The Moungus state of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Peace and Justice
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Mien sussy

Population2.748 billion

Currencypound
Animalwolf

The Moungus state of Mien sussy is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.748 billion Mien sussyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.6%.

The very strong Mien sussyian economy, worth 176 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 64,322 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, the government spends twice its healthcare budget on replacing stolen pens, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, and voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Mien sussy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mien sussy's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mien sussy is ranked 134,142nd in the world and 752nd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 120,285 Standard Monetary Units.

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Nudest: 3,716thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,361stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,571stTop
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Best Weather: 17,659thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,384thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,868thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,163rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionNudest: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 142nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 147th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 174th in the regionMost Developed: 271st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 274th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 297th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 351st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 409th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 446th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 469th in the regionMost Stationary: 494th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 504th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 539th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 550th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 558th in the regionLargest Governments: 559th in the regionMost Conservative: 584th in the regionMost Devout: 627th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 628th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 629th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 633rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 652nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 679th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 752nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Mien sussy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, the government spends twice its healthcare budget on replacing stolen pens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Mien sussyian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, Mien sussy's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in Mien sussy, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.

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