The Holy Dominion of Michaelslovakia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Imperator Michael I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.769 billion Michaelslovakians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Michaelsburg. The average income tax rate is 37.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Michaelslovakian economy, worth a remarkable 2,508 trillion Mike-Korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,173 Mike-Korunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

New research always seems to support government initiatives, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Michaelslovakia's national animal is the Caladrius, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Michaelslovakia is ranked 135,105^th in the world and 33^rd in Catholic for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,377.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.