The Free Land of Michaela is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.349 billion Michaelans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Michaelan economy, worth 525 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,995 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, immigrants who don't like the taste of Michaelan Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Michaela's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Michaela is ranked 17,099th in the world and 2nd in Serenity for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,573.29 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Michaela, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
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Michaela, immigrants who don't like the taste of Michaelan Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
- : Following new legislation in
Michaela, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
- : Following new legislation in
Michaela, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in
Michaela, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
Michaela, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
- : Following new legislation in
Michaela, supervisors in Michaela commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
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Michaela, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
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Michaela, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
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Michaela, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix.












