The Republic of Mexmex is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 25.997 billion Mexmexians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mexmexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,179 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,371 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and black tea is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mexmex's national animal is the swordfish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Mexmex is ranked 18,417^th in the world and 1^st in Mexcaltitlan for Safest, scoring 114.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.