The Dipl-Wirt-Inf Univ of Mewtwonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Staatlich geprüfter Diplom-Vogel with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 41.047 billion Mewtwonians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mewtwonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,947 trillion Mews a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,888 Mews, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Mewtwonia's national animal is the The Cheat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mewtwonia is ranked 242,308^th in the world and 1^st in Papierkorb for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.09 law-abiding acts per hour.