The Constitutional Monarchy of MetroPCS is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.992 billion MetroPCSians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.4%.

The strong MetroPCSian economy, worth 107 trillion francs a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,996 francs, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Black tea is only available on the black market, economists claim no news is good news, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, and a major religion has been named as MetroPCS's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MetroPCS's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MetroPCS is ranked 80,746^th in the world and 5^th in The Region Of All Time for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,222.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.