The Socialist Republic of Warzakie is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Docoman Bryan's with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.206 billion Warzakiens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsakars. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warzakieans economy, worth 986 trillion USSPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 158,915 USSPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Rare steaks seem even bluer now, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warzakie's national animal is the Siberian Tigers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Warzakie is ranked 155,990^th in the world and 760^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 338.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.